No Wonder no one Comments (or reads?)

This is absolutely the dullest, most prosaic page on the web. I MUST ask someone how to fix it and make it look like all the other pages I LIKE... I have no idea how to do it. That's what I get for letting myself just slide along and not learning any of the new things that can be done. Terrible... and to think that I used to teach people how to use computers. How did I manage to get so dull?